Ninety-Nine Problems

Mental health problems 

Wish I had wealth problems 

‘Money can’t buy happiness’ 

But it will fucking help solve them 

I got ninety-nine problems 

And my mind’s the worst of ‘em 

They say mental health matters

My mental health’s in tatters 

Like I’ve gone 10 rounds in the ring 

My thoughts are fucking battered  

Everyday should be a breeze 

I’m the only one I can’t please 

My mind’s stuck on static 

And I can’t see the woods for the trees 

They blame it on the hormones

They don’t care if you feel alone

There’s nothing left and no hope

My head’s a fucking warzone 

I can’t look on the bright side 

I can’t escape my mind’s eye 

Everyday’s a fight to survive 

Forever trapped in lows and highs 

Mental health problems 

Give me the wealth problems 

‘Money can’t buy happiness’ 

But it will fucking help solve them